#CHNG - AND THEY STARTED SMOOCHING & KISSING INFRONT OF ME. NO SHAME!!!

Posted on Palhood, December 13th 2013.
I am not happy this morning. So, no Hello or Hi to anybody. What I saw yesterday is still vexing me. Mtcheeeww!!! Shameless idiots.

You can just imagine!

My mentor called me to go help him do something on a file he sent to OYO SACA (Oyo State Agency of Control of Aids). The file no gree open and my mentor no dey around. He has travelled to Lagos. And this people need this file urgently. He had nobody to help him than ME.....*Feeling High and Fly*

My mentor runs an NGO (GoodWorkers Ministry International - Combating Aids, Drug Abuse and all sorts). In fact, he has a rehabilitation centre where he takes care of people wey don ya were or is about to sinwin through drug abuse. So, I guess he is soliciting for one kinda Grant from World Bank or so......I really no sabi!

He had earlier sent a file to the Director of OYO SACA buh the man couldn't access the document from his mail. I got to his office to help him.....not knowing I had come to witness a Romance Session.....or letz kuku call it a Sex Video Shoot.

I met a lady in this man's office.....the moment I saw her.....I knew she's an high class Olosho. The man explained what the problem really was.....He gave me his laptop to get the job done.....Left me and the laptop and went to join the Oloribuku, Oloshi Omo, Masafani Omo, Ashewo on the sofa.

I didn't even notice what was happening.....cuz I'd already gotten busy with what I was doing on the laptop.....I raised my head to ask this Agbaya man a question.....then I saw the man Oyo State Governor has put in charge of the Control of HIV/AIDS in his state.....smooching and kissing an Ashewo on a Cushin chair in his office......what is he this man doing?

Na serious smooching oooooo......dem dey rough each other gidi gan ni......the sound wey dey come from their kissing be like the sound you get when you're eating bread without closing your mouth.....dem no even sabi kiss! Dem no get shame......And I no go lie you *scratching my head*......when I saw this......my John Thomas stand gidigba.....What dha fuck? Haaaaaa! Gbese! Werin be this? And I was standing......if to sey I dey sit don......e for no show......I quickly find one chair sit don, make Bros John Thomas no go fall my hand. *E don tey wey the Charming Humble Nice Guy don smooch and kiss....hehehe....No be my fault! Na my Charming Humble Nice Girl cause am.*

I lost concentration immediately.....I no kan sabi d question wey I wan ask......I no sabi where I stop......I was just restless......Laptop dey my hand, I no sabi wetin I go do......make this people stop this rubbish they are doing na.......Shey dem no know sey they are hurting someborri ni?

A knock on the door broke the blue film session.......I sighed, saying Thank God! I quickly focused on the laptop screen pretending like I didn't see anything......like I've bin working on the laptop since. The man at the door was told to come in and the following conversation occurred:
The man at the door: Han han? Foluke (not real name) Igba wo lo de? Mi o mope o wa aroundi - [Han han? Foluke, when did you arrive? I didnt know you were around]
*So this man's workers even sabi this ashewo?*
The Ashewo: Ha! Mr. Adeolu (not real name) Ko pe ti mo de. Sewapa? - [Ha! Mr. Adeolu, I've bin around for a while. Are you ok?]
*Dem sabi each gaaan ni ooo*
Mr. Adeolu: Kaabo. Shey o n toju Oga mi dada sha? - [Welcome. Hope you're taking good care of my Boss?]
*look at this Ode....you've missed....if to sey yu were here 3 minutes ago....your own John Thomas too for don stand attention.....She has taken care of your boss jina jina*

The Ashewo: Mo n try. Ese gidi gan - [I'm trying. Thanks very much]
*Ode.....Oloribu omo.....Omo ofo.....you too dey answer.....you are taking care of someone who is old enough to be your grandfather......Oloshi omo*

Hen hen? Mr. Adeolu, Titi nko? Shey esi ma n rira yi? - [Hen hen? Mr. Adeolu, what about Titi? Are you still seeing each other?]
*This people are mad oooo....soooo, na all of dem dey do shina? Haaaa....Iwo Olorun? See people that are supposed to eradicate HIV/AIDS.....they are the ones spreading it*

Walahi! The rate of people affected by HIV/AIDS will be increasing day by day in this country.....it can never reduce......Going by this one that i witnessed yesterday.

Haaaaaa! *biting my fingers* E pain me sey I no snap dem picture.....I for disgrace d old fool or even blackmail him! I will just tell him - "If you dont want the Governor to see this picture, pay me 10million".....Hehehehe.....Walahi! Dem go kill me last last ni.

Today is Friday and I feel like clubbing tonite. Where is it happening tonite in Ibadan? And hen hen, ayaf somthing to tell you guyz:

You can follow me on twitter:@Mc_Jawbone

Thanks and God bless!

#CHNG – Charming Humble Nice Guy – The Freaky Individual!
….an internet based reality show!