#CHNG - FIRST DAY OF 2014 WASN'T GOOD FOR ME AT ALL!

Posted on Palhood, January 3rd.
Brothers and sisters, booni? Shey e wapa? How is 2014 doing you? I didnt enjoy Jan. 1st at all....infact na GBESE the day gimme.

The morning looked like something special will happen.....PHCN did us well by making electricity available for us since Dec 31st! My hometown (Ilisan) rocked till the early hours of Jan. 1st.....Especially our 'always dulling' street.....I couldn't believe it could rock that way.....fireworks everywhere, D.J. blasting etc.

I took breakfast late but that was before I and my brother murdered over 3 fowls......*Shout out to that fowl that escaped...for your mind, you think sey you don escape death, abi? It is either motor jam you or you die natural death....GBAM!!!!*

I'd earlier planned to go out later in the day with my brother buh I later changed my mind to stay at home all day.....If I'd known, I for don follow my bro comot. All I did all day was stay in my room, browse and chat.....I leave my room, use scope enter the sitting room, play small and on my way back to my room, I branch the kitchen and leave with one or two fried chicken.....thatz not stealing, no be cuz of us dem cook am? Each tym I go out to perform this right.....I leave my phone in my room. When God wan catch me, PCHN take light.....I was called upon to go switch ON the generator......na hin I carry my phone along with me.....I was happy to go out again cuz I know sey at least one fowl will follow me enter my room.

I switched ON the generator and did as usual on my way to my room....I was holding my phone with my left hand....the fowl was on my right hand.....I entered my room and as I sey make I use my left hand switch ON the lights in my room.....my precious phone slipped off my hand and fell flat onto the ground with the screen facing the ground! I knew immediately that the screen of my precious phone has bin damaged!

My body started shaking vigorously....."Oh No! Not now, God please, do not let anything happen to this screen" - This was the statement I kept on repeating silently as I knelt down to pick up my phone with my eyes closed. I turned my phone around and slowly opened my eyes to check wassup....My wonderful people - I sat down on the floor and screamed!!! *All of these happened in SLOW MOTION....You know how itz done in the movies?* My mum rushed to my room.....the 1st thing she saw was the chicken I had not even started eating and she was like "Hen hen, so Iwo lo lo mu eran yen abi? Kilo wa se e t'o fi pariwo beyen?" - "Hen hen, so you are the one taking the meat abi? Why did you now shout like that?"

I was like - "Look at this woman, my phone don spoil, you are talking about one meat that is meant to be eaten....If I don't eat it, who will?".

I wasn't myself for the rest of the day buh SOMEONE made me happy later on.....please, don't ask me who the person is!

Now, what do I want as a NEW YEAR gift? A brand new Andriod phone or Someone should just repair the screen of my phone! SHIKENA! Oya, who is willing to do any of these for me? As par your number one online bestie....*wink*

How many of you got my NEW YEAR SPECIAL MESSAGE? If you didn't, na hin be this:
Sincerely From My Heart:

2013 was a GREAT year for ME. If it wasn't for YOU! Yeah, I mean YOU gan gan, my ambition as an online personalty would have been a MESS! Buh, your love and support made my online works MARVELOUS!

2013 don go, We don enter 2014....I call it 20Fortunes! And datz what I wanna wish you this new year! I'm not a Prophet, buh am very sure you'll be very FORTUNATE this year! If you like say AMEN!

The Charming Humble Nice Guy himself wishes you a HAPPY 2014!!!!!

I promise not to fail you this year!

You can follow me on twitter: @Mc_Jawbone

Thanks and God bless!

#CHNG – Charming Humble Nice Guy – The Freaky Individual!
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