#CHNG - MY BIRTHDAY SPECIAL - "7 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT ME!"

Posted on Palhood, August 30th 2013.
Woooooohooooooo........Yaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy! I wanna sing a song for myself first:
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to me!
I wish myself
Many happy returns of the day
Long life and prosperity!
Pin pin pin - Sule!
Pin pin pin - Sule!
Pin pin pin - Sule!

You dont need to be told that today is my birthday.....Hen, the day wey dem born me gan gan! I have never felt this happy before on my birthday. To be sincere, I am filled with GREAT JOY! The source wouldn't have been nobody but God! I'm sooooo grateful to God for the gift of life.......Seriously,I dont worth this love God has for me......Buh,even when I was unfaithful, He remains a faithful God. Baba God, you too much! Tuale baba! Na you oooooo, no be man. The height at which I have attained is not by my might nor knowledge nor wisdom.......itz all by your SPECIAL GRACE! And I will forever praise you, Oh Lord!

I came to this world, I saw and I'm still seeing and as I have been conquering, I will continue to conquer! I am a year older today and to be candid, it is not easy oooooo......especially when you are in a country like Nigeria! Buh, I still thank God for prospering me in all my ways! Praises be to Jah Jehova!

So, I thought about what I should give my lovely and wonderful friends (I mean YOU) as a birthday special treat......I remembered d 'parent's something something' (I have forgotten what they call it) column on Sunday Punch, where they interview the son or daughter of an icon.....on this column, there is a portion where they write "7 things you didnt know about my father/mother". So, the idea for today's topic was stolen from that........say anything you wanna say, na your wahala be that......d koko is for you to enjoy my special gift.

Sincerely, there are 7 important things you guyz never knew about me and am gonna break them down for you HERE and TODAY!
1. I CAN EAT ANYTHING: This is not a reason for you to call me a glutton. It's not that I don't like food......everybody likes food,tho! My point here is that I can eat anything whatsoever! I once told my mum that I can eat Lizard if I see a chinese eating it live infront of me and thatz the truth. Bring the food from anywhere in the universe, I'll eat it and lick the plate clean.

2. I'M A CRAZY FELLOW: Seriously, I am a very crazy individual. I've done a lot of crazy things in life that if I start discussing them here, you guyz will take me as abnormal. Buh, the lovely part of my craziness is that I use it to make people happy. Though, they see it as useless in the first place, but they always call back to appreciate.

3. I LOVE FIGURE 8 LADIES: When I say 'figure 8' ladies, you should know what I mean by this. I lose my senses when I see a madly beautiful babe with a 'figure 8' body structure. I sometimes turn my head when they pass me by even when I'm with another babe. The fact is I'm never satisfied loving one figure 8 lady......hence my thougth: "if itz possible, I wanna enjoy all the figure 8 ladies in the world!"......To my girlfriends reading this ---->>> I am only joking ni ooooo!

4. I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT KEEPING & MAINTAINING RELATIONSHIPS: My girlfriends will have something better to say about this. I'm very poor in this area. If I have to be writing exams on this topic.....na F9 I go dey score. And, see ooooo,it is not that I'm not caring or loving ooooo, just that the gurls I happen to date seem to demand too much of the 'loving' and 'caring'. I have never broken a girl's heart.....but many girls have broken my heart. I get it back to life in 2 weeks.......hahahaha! Buh, I really wanna be a man who will handle a relationship up to the point of Engagement and then to Marriage......the girl in this case study is yet to arrive......I hope she will one day! Lolz!

5. I DON'T HAVE A BEST FRIEND: Yes, I don't have someone who I call my best friend.......and I have plenty good friends. I made this decision as a result of some events that happened to me in the past. So, no best friend buh there are plenty of good friends! If any of my friends is reading this......he/she should please not take it personal!

6. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO LIVE INDEPENDENTLY SINCE I WAS 10: No be sey my parents maltreated me and no be sey I didnt like my family.....I just had this special urge to leave my father's house and be living alone......this started since when I was 10 years old. Although, I was a very troublesome boy.......I was actually the number one son of my father who enjoyed my father's cane. My father beat me almost everyday. But, this wasn't the reason why I wanna live alone. I've always wanted to be the boss of my self and make decisions on my own.......but, at 10, it was not possible. So, I waited till I got admitted into a higher institution......I can count the number of times I've gone home since the day I started school in the higher institution, even up till this moment that have graduated since 2011. I graduated and told my parents I wanna go settle down and begin a new life in the ancient city of Ibadan, a city where I have never bin to in my entire life, a city where I didnt know anybody. Although, my parents didn't agree with me but since that was what I wanted and desired, they had to free me. Here I am today, living a lavidaloca life in Ibadan. Thank God I got my dream of living alone achieved.

7. I'M VERY DIFFERENT: Yeah, I'm goddamn different. Even my friends do tell me this. They will just hate me for what I do sometimes. I reason and think differently. This had made me soooo unique that I can never be compared to anybody. And I always warn anybody who is getting close to me not to follow my path cuz my method of doing things is not the normal method. And one thing about me is I don't do things to make any baga happy or unhappy, so far ayam okay and happy with what I am doing or have done......datz all! Even my names will explain to you better that I'm unique:

Oluwayimika (God surrounds me)
Oluwamide (My Saviour is here)
OreJesu (Jesus' gift)
Ifede (Love has come)

You feel the difference, hun?

Those are the most important facts you never knew about me.......the rest are hidden, for life. And as for the new haircut I promised, you will find the picture of it below. Do you like it? What or who do I look like? Bad comments are welcome!

Please note that there will be no celebration today, celebrations have bin shifted to Sunday 1st September, 2013. It's just a small get-together with bobos and babes.......If you live around Ibadan, you are all invited, and if you can also come from anywhere you are in the world, no problem, sha dont come and be asking me for T-fare.......I will just plan a kidnapping case for you!.......lolz! The address is Wolex Apartment, Temidire Street, Behind Zenith Bank, Iwo Road, Ibadan!

You are also free to call/text and wish me Happy Birthday: 08136543900

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE CHARMING HUMBLE NICE GUY, THE FREAKY INDIVIDUAL!

You can follow me on twitter: @Mc_Jawbone

Thanks and God bless!

#CHNG – Charming Humble Nice Guy – The Freaky Individual!
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