Monday, February 10, 2014

MEET THE CHARMING HUMBLE NICE GUY HIMSELF; A SMART & DEFINED DEFINITION OF MYSELF!

First thing First, I WELCOME YOU TO MY EXCLUSIVE WORLD!

In D Prince’s voice;
“Who am I? Who am I? Who am I?".......hehe!

Oluwayimika Oluwamide OreJesu Ifede are the names. An Ijebu boy (with Igbo sense) to the core. So proud of my village – Ilisan Remo (Where Babcock University is situated). I’m an IT freak.

Formerly:
- A student of Mayflower Secondary School, Ikenne Remo, Ogun State;
- A Computer Science student of D.S. Adegbenro I.C.T. Polytechnic, Itori-Ewekoro, Ogun State;
- An Executive Member of The SmartSchool Project;
- Leader of The Incredible Palhood Team (Africa's First Socio-Educational Networking Site - www.palhood.com www.palhood.com).

Currently:
- A Software Engineer and a Web Developer;
- Initiator of Young Entrepreneurs Nig.;
- General Marketing Manager at LekBam Educational Concepts;
- Founder/Presenter of 60 Minutes With A Star Show - www.60minuteswithastar.com;
- Founder/Blogger at www.thechngblog.blogspot.com;
- A Social Media Expert and An Online Publicist,
- A Charming Humble Nice Guy;
- A Freaky Individual;
- A Jolly Good Fellow;
- A Sick Freestyle Rapper (I dey try small);
- A Crazy Comedian;
- and most importantly a child of God!

I love to be called Mc Jawbone (Biko, bother me not on the meaning of Jawbone). I’m a lover of good music, especially acapella music. I hate watching football matches buh sometimes love to play with my friends.

I drink? – Yes – Water!
I smoke? – No – Buh, used to!
I dance? – Yes – Very very well!

I love Jesus Christ cus He laid down his life for me to be saved. I'll love you too if you can lay down your life for me.

I love casual wears (jes a shirt and a pair of trousers)………I’m a die hard fan of palm slippers (I have once been denied entrance into a club cuz I wore palm slippers, it was not funny that day)

Anywayz, I love colors green and white………I’m a Nigerian na……..hehehehe.

Fav food is Amala with ewedu soup……….my girlfriends know this………Damn! Did I jes type ‘Girlfriends’?..........Mogbe!.........I hope one of them ain’t reading this sha?

I love traveling………..I can travel with you to anywhere in the world even if you’re not gonna gimme food and water…….you know itz not possible na?

I don’t have any fav musician or actor or actress. They are all good and I like them all.

I love portable and durable cars………Readers be like: “Does he even have a car?”……….I never get one now, except from the “Legedez Benz” wey I dey manage………But of recent, I’ve bin seeing myself driving different cars in my dreams……… So, I gatz prepare……..hehehe!

Best man in my life – My father – Evang. J. O. Ifede
Best woman in my life – My mother – Mrs. B. K. Ifede

One most important fact of my life is; I live by the GRACE of God!
I love reading and writing…….And I love talking as well…….as in, I can talk oooooooo……….Thatz why most of the things I do are all about talking, talking and talking.

What else? – Hen hen, My wishes:
I wish to own the most beautiful woman in Africa.
I also wish to go into Politics soon.

NOTE: The time you'll be spending here will not for once be a waste. I assure you that. For more than 3 years as an online personality....I spend everyday of my life writing, bringing up interesting topics and putting up online shows....I share my life experiences, and my journey with you all. I am intentionally making my life, my thoughts, my stories public…because I truly believe in my heart that they may be of use to some of you, may entertain you, may inform or enlighten you. This has not been easy for me especially as bad belle people plenty...This is what I love to do....It gives me joy and my spirit is always lifted up seeing myself as your online personal person.

I believe browsing the net should be fun....we work and study everyday.....even if God don curse Adam and Eve sey dem go work till dem die, which still dey affect us till now....we should in our own personal selves find tym to have fun....YES! Thatz why you need someone like ME, the CHNG to trill you with those gists, photos, thoughts, opinions and views. If you need a place where you can relax and get real gist, the right place is HERE! Anytime you feel very bored, tired, exhausted....You jes get yourself a glass cup of juice, wine, water or what have you....find a place to relax your gentle body....and with your device, come HERE....You'll surely find yourself falling off your seat. I'm here to make your online experience a CRAZY but INTERESTING one.

One thing about me is I love RANTING....my people sabi me....once I see something wey catch my attention or irritate me...I come online and vex my anger anywhere online.....any platform the ranting spirit fall upon me....datz why you need to be connected with me on my social networks, for you not to miss any of my rants....thereby ranting in togetherness - Facebook, Twitter - @Mc_Jawbone, TumblrInstagram - @Mc_Jawbone, LinkedIn, Google+.

Anything else you wanna know about me? Ask me by using the comment box.

Thanks and God bless!

7 comments:

  1. I Love this introduction.lol
    i'll personally share this with your "girlfriends".....*runs away*
    The Beautiful Eagle's World

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  2. Eeeewwwooo! Abeg na....no let dem know na.....yu wan crash my career be dat na. Hehe! Thanks for your lovely comments.

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  3. "I love reading and writing…….And I love talking as well…….as in, I can talk oooooooo……….Thatz why most of the things I do are all about talking, talking and talking." I swear u dey talk.. #panting# #sweating# shu!!! Neva knew i was goina see such a long comprehension passage... I sure say u no finish sef....i will come bk nd read the remaining, i stoppedt at "NOTE: ........"

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    1. BUHAHAHAHA!!! I must not catch you oooo. You get my time today abi? So, when are you coming back to finish reading it? Olobe.

      Thanks for the time spent on my blog today. God bless.

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    2. Effizzy too much,talk indeed,anywayz I gbadun una blog,u dey make me spend my precious time on top reading ur blog o.u too much my brother.

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  4. Can't find the follow blog button, wanted to follow ya blog.

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  5. Can i have your bbpin again my phone was stolen so i lost all your wonderful write up. Pls kindly let me have it. DIYA IN ILORIN

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