VALENTINE'S DAY IS HERE!...AND SO FUCKING WHAT?

Valentine's Day! Valentine's Day!! Valentine's Day!!!
How many times did I call you?
3 times, shey?
Hmmmmmmm....

Valentine's Day! - the one day that shakes and saddens the heart of a guy but sweetens the heart of a girl.
Valentine's Day! - the single day that empties the bank account and pocket of a man but replenishes the bank account and purse of a woman.

Valentine's Day! - the one day that makes the line of a guy unavailable and unreachable for three days (Feb. 13th-Feb. 15th) but makes the line of a girl fully and readily available.

Valentine's Day! - the only day that brings tears to the eyes of a guy but put a smile on the face of a lady.

Valentine's Day! - the single day that makes a guy single and not searching but makes a girl not single but really really searching.

Valentine's Day! - the one day that scatters a smooth and successful relationship of more than 11months (Feb 16th - Feb. 12th) without a genuine reason.

Valentine's Day! - the only day that makes an unserious relationship serious in just three days (Feb. 13th-Feb. 15th).

Valentine's Day! - the one day that makes a guy reduce the number of his girlfriends to ONE but makes a girl increase the number of her boyfriends to TEN.

Valentine's Day! - the only day that makes a guy who does not save money before to save enough in other to impress his girl.

Valentine's Day! - the one day that suddenly turns a gentleman to a nuisance and become very aggressive but turns a naughty and rude girl to a lovely, caring and respectful woman.

Valentine's Day! - the single day that suddenly turns a handsome guy to an ugly cow but turns an ugly girl to a very beautiful princess.

Valentine's Day! - the only day that makes a lady wanna reconcile but makes a guy wanna breakup.

Valentine's Day! - the one day that turns a rich guy to a broker after Feb. 14th but turns a poor girl to a rich girl after Feb. 14th.

Valentine's day, you've been so unfair to us, guyz. Like seriously, according to what history told us, na man die for babe now. Abi no be so? Valentine killed himself because of love. Na we men suppose dey collect all dem gifts, cakes and money. We should be compensated by the ladies cuz we don die gigidan for love. For example:
- Romeo died for love,
- Jack in Titanic died for love,
- Samson in the Bible too died for love,
- Jesus Christ also died for love,
- Biodun for my street killed himself cuz his parents didn't bless his union with his wife-to-be,
- My padi, Ife died in an accident on his way to see his sick girlfriend in her school,
- Brother Lekan in my village ran mad (still mad) on hearing that his girlfriend was getting married to his best friend,
- That Hausa man in Taraba we read about in the news that set himself ablaze cuz his parents didnt allow him to marry the lady he wanted to marry.

Haba! Maka why? Kilode? We've laid down our lives for you, you still want us to be laying down our money? Lailai! Mba! We no gree.

She called last night and said "Baby, Valentine's day is tomorrow"....I responded saying "And so fucking what?".

Look here! The picture below is for you. Say Valentine one more time....Walahi, if I no blow off your head....call me BASTARD!

Until I hear and confirm sey at least 3 ladies too don die for love.....No celebration of VALENTINE'S DAY for any baga!

The Charming Humble Nice Guy won't say more than this!

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