WARRI PALAVA: You Go Laff Tire - EPISODE 5 [BY: HYPERGIG]

This comedy tori is becoming more and more interesting. You missed previous episodes? Oya, see the links ----->>> HERE!

Welcome to the 5th episode:

The confidence in me just surged up, my brain did some serious work on the kind lie wey I go give her then i caught sight of a camera crew filming a traffic scene not quite far from where I stood, then the idea kicked in, as she was about asking me why I had a gown on, I cut her short and pushed her aside saying:
"ONOME, you are blocking the camera man from seeing me, please step aside for a minute and lemme play out my role in this movie well before the director sanctions me"
And I made some silly gestures in the air as if I was communicating with the camera crew..

You should have seen the glow on her face, she really thought I was a superstar abi na movie star of some sort, she asked me if I will still be on the spot where the filming was happening and insisted that we really needed to talk but first she needs to attend to a customer down at her shop. As she turned her back like this I pick race, I zoomed off into thin air.

She was totally convinced that I was acting out a mad scene for a movie but she no know say wetin she see no be fiction but confirm reality. While I was still running trying to create a looming gap from where she was, I ran into the hands of mental health care workers, they were obviously moving from one market place to another picking up mad fellaz and I became a victim ASAP. They chained me up and locked me up into the back of their van.

*ONOME see wetin you cause, what is it with warri people self and the bad luck they always garner around me?*

As we reach the mental asylum, they stripped me off my gown and washed me up, they tagged me up and gave me new clothes to wear, na there I know sey mad people dey enjoy oooo. They brought me rice laced with fried plantain and confirm egusi soup to eat. I didn't want to tick them off by eating like a normal and sane person so I rushed the food and made quite a mess on d floor. I asked for more and I was given more na then I know say I don reach heaven and am gonna stay here forever.

With all the suffering wey Warri don show me, ashey i go still enjoy. They prepared my bed for me, come see the mattress, na all those fluffy and succulent mattress, the therapeutic sort wey be sey if you sleep ontop e go dey totori you for body and e go massage am wella...asylum sweet no be small ooo, I urge you readers to try one out. Abeg make una try am out and you are bound to enjoy the experience.

...to be continued!

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Written by: OLADEJO MAYOWA MOSHOOD {HYPERGIG}
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