Monday, October 6, 2014

FUNNY & CRAZY PHOBIA LIST THAT WILL GET YOU CRACKING

While preparing one of my posts, I stumbled on some Phobia List and I discovered some foolish and stupid phobias. I decided to share it with you all. You'll find them very educating and interesting.
P.S - Please don't ask me about curing phobias because I know little about them. My interest is in the names only. And then you are free to use the Phobia List on your presentation materials (publication, website, blog, power point, seminars, lecture, tv show, etc), but PLEEEAAASSSEEE have the courtesy to QUOTE THE SOURCE - www.thechngblog.com . E no easy to collect all these things. Thank you!

Agateophobia - Fear of insanity.
Agraphobia - Fear of sexual abuse.
Agyrophobia - Fear of streets or crossing the street.
Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Ambulophobia - Fear of walking.
Amychophobia - Fear of scratches or being scratched.
Anablephobia - Fear of looking up.
Androphobia- Fear of men.
Anglophobia - Fear of England or English culture.
Anuptaphobia - Fear of staying single.
Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched. (Haphephobia)
Aulophobia - Fear of flutes.
Aurophobia - Fear of gold.

Bromidrosiphobia or Bromidrophobia - Fear of body smells.
Bibliophobia - Fear of books. (I get this one, Fear of My Lecture Notes and Handout. Is there any cure?)

Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness.
Caligynephobia - Fear of beautiful women.
Cancerophobia or Carcinophobia - Fear of cancer.
Cardiophobia - Fear of the heart.
Carnophobia - Fear of meat.
Cenophobia or Centophobia - Fear of new things or ideas.
Chorophobia - Fear of dancing.
Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia - Fear of money. (Which of una get this one? If you dey fear money, you no well oooo. Itz not a small thing ooo, e dey spiritual.)
Chronophobia - Fear of time.
Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks.
Cibophobia - Fear of food. (Sitophobia, Sitiophobia)
Cyberphobia - Fear of computers or working on a computer.
Cyprianophobia or Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.

Demonophobia or Daemonophobia - Fear of demons. (Who no fear demons before?)
Dextrophobia - Fear of objects at the right side of the body.
Didaskaleinophobia - Fear of going to school. (Lols. I get plenty men wey get this phobia.)
Dipsophobia - Fear of drinking. (Omo, I want this phobia ooo)
Dishabiliophobia - Fear of undressing in front of someone.
Domatophobia - Fear of houses or being in a house.(Eicophobia, Oikophobia) [If you dey fear house, where you wan come dey sleep?)

Ecclesiophobia - Fear of church. [This phobia dey always worry me anytime I'm in school]
Ecophobia - Fear of home. [Who I wan dey fear for home? In fact, I get Love of home not Fear of home]
Eisoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors or of seeing oneself in a mirror.
Electrophobia - Fear of electricity. (This phobia dey common among Nigerians. Especially when PHCN gives us uninterrupted power for more than 10hours, cuz if dem no take the light, we no go get am for more than 10 days)
Epistemophobia - Fear of knowledge.
Ereuthrophobia - Fear of blushing.
Ergophobia - Fear of work.
Erotophobia - Fear of sexual love or sexual questions.
Euphobia - Fear of hearing good news.
Eurotophobia - Fear of female genitalia.

Francophobia - Fear of France or French culture. (Gallophobia, Galiophobia)

Gamophobia - Fear of marriage.
Geliophobia - Fear of laughter.
Genophobia - Fear of sex.
Germanophobia - Fear of Germany or German culture.
Graphophobia - Fear of writing or handwriting.
Gymnophobia - Fear of nudity.
Gynephobia or Gynophobia - Fear of women. [Hmmmm, I fear women ooo. Obinrin L'esu.]

Hadephobia - Fear of hell.
Hagiophobia - Fear of saints or holy things.
Hamartophobia - Fear of sinning.
Hedonophobia - Fear of feeling pleasure.
Heliophobia - Fear of the sun.
Heterophobia - Fear of the opposite sex. (Sexophobia)
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia - Fear of the number 666.
Hierophobia - Fear of priests or sacred things.
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - Fear of long words.
Homilophobia - Fear of sermons.
Homophobia - Fear of sameness, monotony or of homosexuality or of becoming homosexual.

Iatrophobia - Fear of going to the doctor or of doctors.
Ichthyophobia - Fear of fish.
Iophobia - Fear of poison.
Ithyphallophobia - Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. (Buhahaha!!! I no fit laff abeg)

Japanophobia - Fear of Japanese.

Kathisophobia - Fear of sitting down.
Kleptophobia - Fear of stealing.
Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms.

Lachanophobia - Fear of vegetables.
Levophobia - Fear of things to the left side of the body.
Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth.
Lyssophobia - Fear of rabies or of becoming mad.

Macrophobia - Fear of long waits.
Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking.
Malaxophobia - Fear of love play. (Sarmassophobia)
Mastigophobia - Fear of punishment.
Medomalacuphobia - Fear of losing an erection.
Medorthophobia - Fear of an erect penis.
Melophobia - Fear or hatred of music.
Menophobia - Fear of menstruation.
Methyphobia - Fear of alcohol.
Metrophobia - Fear or hatred of poetry.

Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things.
Nomatophobia - Fear of names.
Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.
Nostophobia - Fear of returning home.
Novercaphobia - Fear of your step-mother. (Why I go fear my step-mother? Even if she be witch, I no fit fear am. Abi she dey mad ni?)

Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Omphalophobia - Fear of belly buttons.
Oneirophobia - Fear of dreams.
Oneirogmophobia - Fear of wet dreams.
Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes. (Snakephobia)
Ouranophobia or Uranophobia - Fear of heaven.

Panophobia or Pantophobia - Fear of everything.
Papaphobia - Fear of the Pope.
Papyrophobia - Fear of paper.
Paraphobia - Fear of sexual perversion.
Paraskavedekatriaphobia - Fear of Friday the 13th.
Parthenophobia - Fear of virgins or young girls.
Pedophobia - Fear of children.
Peladophobia - Fear of bald people.
Peniaphobia - Fear of poverty.
Pentheraphobia - Fear of mother-in-law. (Novercaphobia) [Na mother-in-law dey fear me....lolz]
Phagophobia - Fear of swallowing or of eating or of being eaten.
Phalacrophobia - Fear of becoming bald.
Phallophobia - Fear of a penis, especially erect.
Pharmacophobia - Fear of taking medicine.
Philemaphobia or Philematophobia - Fear of kissing. [This is true. My ex-girlfriend get this phobia]
Philophobia - Fear of falling in love or being in love.
Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.  [Lobatan]
Plutophobia - Fear of wealth. (Anybody wey get this phobia na weyrey)
Pocrescophobia - Fear of gaining weight. (Obesophobia)
Pogonophobia - Fear of beards.
Politicophobia - Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians.
Polyphobia - Fear of many things.
Pharmacophobia - Fear of drugs.
Prosophobia - Fear of progress.
Pyrophobia - Fear of fire.

Satanophobia - Fear of Satan.

Wanna add my own:
Blogophobia - Fear of blogging
Sociophobia - Fear of social media
YYphobia - Fear of Yahoo Yahoo
Ebolaphobia - Fear of Ebola
AIDSphobia - Fear of AIDS

Nothing for this world wey no get hin own phobia. I don tire. My people, oya drop the phobia wey you sabi as comment, sensible or stupid, just drop a phobia name.

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