#CHNG - TOTAL ABSTINENCE OR USE OF CONDOM.....MY TAKE!

Posted on Palhood, November 2nd 2013.
How far, my people? This topic na one topic wey we go treat today. Me will say my own mind ontop this issue and then vote for either "Total Abstinence" or "Use of Condom". Your opinions are welcome too.

And hey! Please, if you are below 18, abeg no continue.....Just stop right here and go take a novel to read. This one is for above 18

I'm gon talk about TOTAL ABSTINENCE first!
My brothers and sisters, we all know sey body no be wood. And body also no be stone....In Olamide's voice - "body no be firewood, mi o den shey robot". In Nigeria, we really dont preach TOTAL ABSTINENCE....datz why condoms sell pass anything for 9ja......na by carton boys dey buy am......abi no be so?.....hehe!

My people, make we talk true.....Abstinence no easy to do......To abstain from sex hard gaaaaan.......especially when you don taste am before. It is believed that once yu start having sex......yu wont wanna stop enjoying it......especially for the ladies.....I really dont know how true this is......buh, I think it is true to some extent.

To me.....sex is a SPIRIT……and I wont lie.....SEX IS VERY SWEET!.....*winks*. Na only if you are still a virgin.....what am I even saying gan?.....Virgins even want it more than the deflowereds.

We tend to always think about our last sex......even after some of us have decided to abstain or stop having it till the wedding nite.....buh, the thoughts of the last sex will get a girl wet, and a boy hard......especially when the last sex was a very good one!

Am still yet to discover the gender wey fit abstain from sex......most likely the female......NO……the males are strong enough to abstain from sex......cuz we no dey quick get hard on.

The videos wey our musicians dey release nowadays alone fit make person hungry for sex......Yes na! Look at that Timaya's Uku video......E bad gan.....all those yanshes alone fit make person pee for body.

Wooooo.....my people, to abstain from sex.....you will have to be a Deeper Life boy or girl......or better still be blind. It will even be better if Blind......cuz no eye to see anything wey fit stimulate the sex hormones in your system......So, will you agree to go blind?

AS FOR THE USE OF CONDOM
Oyinbo developed Condom for the ones who no fit hold them body.....we have for the male and for the female......Me like d male condom......na sharp sharp tin......dat female one na long tin jooorrrr.

The good ones think if you carry Condoms around or have it at home, you are a bad somebody! *SMH for the good ones* I could remember a day I went to a Chemist shop *looks around to see if my parents aint reading* *coughs* I went there to get a pack of condoms.....the attendant (a girl) looked at me with one kind eye like wetin I wan use condom do?……I wan use am do blomblom ni, use do decoration ni......olobe! She was surprised by the way I requested for the pack of condoms. She said:
"You are not even shy".....
I laughed and replied her that:
"Because am very shy to die and so so shy to become a father"......
She reasoned with me and gave me my goods.

Buh, to be candid.....Condoms are really not reliable tho.....they can tear anyhow.....some even get tiny tiny holes where <I>Brother Aids</I> fit smuggle enter......So, it's not really safe using condoms as well.....unless if you go wear like 3 at once......then you are safe.....lolz!

So.....Jawbone.....whatz your take?

As a Charming Humble Nice Guy, and as a Christian.....Abstinence is the way! Keep your self HOLY till your wedding nite.

And as a Street Boy......Abstinence does not work......So use a Condom! CHOOSE YOUR CHOICE!!!

Oya, what's your own opinion? Comment!

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