WARRI PALAVA: You Go Laff Tire - EPISODE 12 [BY: HYPERGIG]

Welcome to another great episode of Warri Palava. The story is getting more and more interesting. No dulling, read the last episode incase you missed it ----->>> HERE.

Welcome to the 12th episode:

I could feel the deadly fangs of hunger embedded deep in the walls of my stomach, my sac was awry and doing a protest of it own, I could feel my intestines carrying placards and insisting they want a meal but I had nothing to offer them. I stood thinking and while thinking I saw a swift shadow run pass some bricks, I thought it might be a cat or goat but it passed again and to my amazement it was a chicken. The plum sort with loads of feather padded on it body.

I lightened up with joy and said to my famished self:
"Lunch has just arrived".

I positioned my self at an appropriate angle waiting for the chicken to show up so I would grab it and twist it neck, I had screened the whole perimeter and compound where the chicken came from and there was no one in, the doors were locked or I thought so and this afforded me the needed space to carry out my mischievous act. But this chicken was one hell of a bird, with it's swift feet and cuny antics it wasn't gonna be a easy catch, it dribbled me to the extent that I would trip and fall flat on my face and made me look helpless.

Then I arrived at the conclusion that Warri livestock were as smart as their Warri owners..this God forsaken chicken was the smartest bird have ever tried to steal but I was determined and flexed up to catch it. I took a basket and decided to catch the bird the old school way, I tried tricking it into a circle but the bird wouldn't just heed, I just kept saying to myself you've gotta catch this silly bird if you are willing to stay alive for today and with that surging urge in me I kept the fire burning.

I got two baskets instead nd vowed to catch it this time, I threw the first basket and it dodged it and while it dodged the first basket I prep'd up the second basket and threw it right above it and it landed right on it I started dancing azonto and etighi spiced up with some alanta. I was just too happy that I had caught it at last. And behind me watching me and my dance steps was the owner of the chicken, he was around all this while and just stood at a hidden position looking at me. I couldn't run out through the exit coz he had blocked it, then I knew I was in for some serious jungle justice, I just wished it wouldn't surpass that of the ALUU FOUR.

I went on my knees and started begging for leniency but the dude just shrugged his big head and said NO to my pleas before I knew it he had raised his voice and the whole neighborhood were all on me.....ON TOP WETIN?

All coz of one chicken, almost thirty people were all on me swearing and cursing and I thought to my self if na cow I kan try steal nko?

Before I could mutter out: "OBASANJO OLE" the angry mob were all over me, pelting me with stones and all sort of throwables and disposables...I felt devastated. They converged and came to the conclusion that they were going to make a human toast out of my velvet skin, I pleaded with them and told them it was just a chicken, but someone cut me short by saying, that was how ANENIH started out, so I had no option but to keep mute.

I later got to know that the said chicken wasn't even whole, it had a severed leg thus making it incomplete. So na wetin dem wan burn me for be this? An incomplete fowl...I DON DIE.....I became all sweaty and shaky, my limbs became sore and my breath hastened itself for no reason...so na like this I go die? The mobs eyes veered from one direction to the other as if in search of something, then the thought flashed right through me, they were searching for a wrecked up tire with which to roast ME.

...to be continued!

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Written by: OLADEJO MAYOWA MOSHOOD {HYPERGIG}
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