MUST READ: WOMEN...Or 'Simply' Put...(W)ORRIES (O)F MEN - The Concluding Phase.

You missed previous parts? Read them here ------->>> PART 1, PART 2 and PART 3. Enjoy the concluding phase.

Eyyyyyyyss!!!! I know, I know. The title does sound like one of ‘em Nollywood movies, right? Talk of Isakaba (Your childhood was not as cool as you think if you didn’t see this movie), Girls cot and the rest of those movies that make a grown man cry. But hey, the difference is you’re loving this, ain’t you? (except of course you’re a girl and you find the truth hard to swallow). This sequel is going to be about it on this topic. Unlike ‘em Nollywood movies though, I wont put ‘THE END’ at the end….no pun intended.

As an apology and a hope of getting my female friends back, I’ll finally do the male problems many girls seem to complain about. As a guy, I still find some of the complaints far fetched, but then again, not all I said about females are true. Only 99.99% is true. *sighs* I feel so gay writing about this.
*. TIME:
So it's a universal fact that as human beings, we tend to know how to waste time even though we come on with many slogans like “Time waits for no man”, “Time is money”and all other fairytales. Time waits for no man, yet there was a time in the Bible where someone made time chill. Time is money? My wristwatch doesn’t add any value to my income daily.

Leave me to sound retarded. Its true literally, fanshi the metaphorical side. But on to guys. We tend to waste a lot of time....Sorry...Scratch that. We tend to LIE about time. This is a very normal situation nowadays:
Girl: Hey Boo! Are you close now?
(Still on his bed playing Call of Duty)
Boy: Yeah Boo! Just left home now. I’ll be there in thirty minutes!
(Thirty minutes later)
Girl: Where are youu????
Boy: There’s traffic Boo.

Now that’s a scene that tends to happen a lot. Another one which ladies seem to complain about a lot is time used to reply other females. Like when they send a text message/ping to a guy, his response time is usually slower in comparison to a girl and his excuses are even worse.
"Why did you take so long to reply?"
"Errm. I was taking care of my grandmother."
"But… Your grandma died last week"

……Sometimes, I wonder how you girls keep up with boys sef.

*. CLUELESSNESS:
I still think this is a two way thing, but in most of the cases I know, its the guy that’s usually the most clueless person on earth. Now in some cases, those rare cases, where the girl makes the first move, sometimes, its proven that guys can be clueless idiots. Sadly, I know too many a case where a girl likes a guy, she makes the first move, and the guy is so clueless, he friendzones her and uses her as a link to get to another girl entirely. I’m sure many girls are celebrating as I admitted this. Calm your nerves abeg. It doesn’t happen every time. But it happens many times. I know many girls who give hints so much it seems as though the girl is pushing herself too much on a guy. Sometimes, there are some guys I just feel like slapping whenever its obvious a girl likes him soo much yet he never notices. Like Dude, Seriously??! This girl helps you copy your notes everyday in class, calls you everyday, lends you money when you’re broke and always tries to be by your side everyday and you think she’s just that nice? Even your sister isn’t that nice -____-

Well I feel bad for some of you girls who toss so many hints yet the dude doesn’t catch them. But then again, why keep hinting someone even when its evident he has his eyes on another fish entirely?

*. ROMANCE:
Now I’ve heard many girls complain that their guy isn’t romantic and he never can cater for their ‘needs’. Well, in most cases, within me, I’m like “How can a guy cater for your needs when they’re unlimited?”

Sometimes, I feel as though its those romance books that have made it seem like guys will be like Romeo. But truth be told, some guys can be really Unromantic.

I know of a dude who was talking to his babe on skype and all of a sudden, he fell asleep on skype! I died laughing sha, but really, who does that? In the middle of an intense conversation which might have probably been sexual, the nigga falls asleep. That’s just sad.

In many other cases, I feel bad for girls who always try their best to put in so much effort in a relationship to talk to a guy. Always calling, always texting and always taking every little time to say “I love you” in between, while the guy just chills and doesn’t say much. Well, as for me, If I keep trying and trying and I keep getting ignored or don’t get enough feedback, I’ll just ignore till the person notices my absence. If not, na to move on be that!

The worst one I heard was that a guy invited a girl to have lunch with him, go to an amusement park, do all the rides, see a movie and dropped her home. I found it hilarious and just wrong that the guy made the girl pay for all of the things. He paid for his stuff and she paid for hers. Even though she didn’t tell him that she was expecting him to pay, she still felt hurt. She told me she had just enough to see her through that day. Now I wonder if that guy totally forgot what Chivalry means. I mean, unless a girl insists that she pays for her stuff, isn’t the guy meant to be the one paying?

Chivalry is not dead please.

Well, this would probably be the most boring thing I ever wrote. Sorry I couldn’t write better. I’m not that unisexist, soooo you can't expect me to be good at faulting dudes. Thanks y'all.

CURTAIN FALLS.

Written by: The Aggravated Boyfriend
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