SEE HOW I WOULD HAVE MADE IT BIG IF I WERE A LADY.

I should be in a #ParaMode but I don't want to, simply because I know for sure that my pay day is COMING SOON.

If you're a lady and you are not doing something worthwhile as a lady that you are, aswear you're jonzing. Ladies make it faster than men in whatever occupation they choose. Na dem dey get job easily. We men go sweat before getting a 'black collar' job. For buying and selling, na them dey top....people prefer to buy from them than buy from men. Why? They'll tell you "because she's a lady".

I for don make am tey tey as an Online Personality na....buh because sey I be man, my fanbase no really gara.

Make I tell you one tori:
I joined Instagram the same day a girlfriend of mine joined. I've always been frequent on IG...I post a photo a day and get A like or NO like at all sometimes....comments? I no dey get that one. [Though, I don dey try now. I can now boast of 20 likes and 3 comments for each photo I post....haha] This girlfriend of mine doesn't use IG that much but make she no post one photo ni ooo....you go dey see OVER 70 likes with OVER 30 comments from people wey no even sabi her.

The thing dey always vex me. Now, she's got over 2K followers on IG. Me still dey struggle with my 546 followers. She don dey turn Toke Makinwa small small be that or let's call her Toolz of tomorrow.

When I started my online show - 60 Minutes With A Star, all the biggies in music industry wey I call to come feature on my show no dey grer pick my call after the first call. Why? Because I'm a man. But the moment I employed the service of a lady wey get sweet voice....na dem dey call back ooo. Make I no just mention names.
P.S. - 60 Minutes With A Star is on recess for now, will soon be BACK with a BANG!!! WATCH OUT!!!

Buh, like seriously,
- If I were a lady, my twitter followers for don skyrocket pass where e dey.
- If I were a lady, artistes will want me as their Official Online Promoter without negotiating the price I give them.
- If I were a lady, I'd have sponsors queuing for my online show.
- If I were a lady, my facebook fanpage for don pass 10K likes.
- If I were a lady, the daily traffic to my blog would have been soooo MASSIVE.
- If I were a lady, organizations and big firms suppose don dey advertise on my blog.
- If I were a lady, my BBM contacts would have exceeded the limit which is 2K.
- If I were a lady, my father's fellows in Politics will be willing to push me further in my career with money.
- If I were a lady, na my boyfriend go dey pay my subscription fee of N2,500 monthly.

So many things I would have achieved if I were a lady. But, wetin man go do? Na to wait till when God says: "The CHNG, it's time for you to be THE NEXT BIG THING in the world".

I BELIEVE!!!

It's your boy The Charming Humble Nice Guy,
The Online Thug,
The Freaky Individual.

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