WARRI PALAVA: You Go Laff Tire - EPISODE 6 [BY: HYPERGIG]

Hypergig is killing me with this very very interesting and hilarious comedy joint. You missed previous episodes? Oya, see the links ----->>> HERE!

Welcome to the 6th episode:

Am living the life of a king, five star treatment and all, am a maniac and am loving it, it didn't even occur to me that I was the only sane person right there hanging out with the mentally derailed and insane peeps, but who gives a hoot, I just wanna have a taste of the pudding, I want to enjoy what they were enjoying also.

We get to sleep for twelve straight hours without being disturbed, because the clinical Psychologists or better still the shrinks handling us seems to think that long hours of sleep might help to re surge the brain to its normal state, but all that professional bla bla bla na trash talk to me cuz my brain dey the normal state already, and when we are through with our beauty sleep, our bath is always ready in fact na hot water we dey use baff sef (imagine).

We were being pampered and treated like A LIST celebrities, but I was starting to tick one of the nurses off, she was starting to think that I might not be a mad fella after all and I might be acting things, so in order to prove her wrong I had to come up with a firm plan so I decided to get wild and completely out of control, I tossed and threw objects about and even sunk my teeth into the bosoms of one of the nurses.

With the bit of acting I displayed she was convinced that am a certified lunatic of the highest order and so she named me TERRY G. I became a derailed star instantly, the nurses would hail me while passing by my bedside and even gimme a pat on the back, what more can a guy ask for, am living in a fairytale and am living out my dreams.

They were about twenty insane inmates sharing the same room with me and ChiChi was among them..am thinking she was a model before she got mad and I was right, I even got to know that she was the former Miss Nigeria before scon scon grab her, so I decided that she would me by girlfriend for the duration of my stay in the asylum that's if I would ever leave there cuz I see my future right here in this heavenly asylum.

Since I wasn't really a mad fella I had to employ the service of another mad fella in convincing ChiChi to be my girl, cuz na mad person fit follow mad person talk, cuz their language different from we normal people own, so I employed the services of Charly boy, we call him Charly boy mostly coz of the numerous piercing he has on his body and the fact that he is a freak, in a nutshell the guy is a carbon copy of the Oputa Charly boy, na only slight difference dey between them and the only difference be sey one dey asylum for Warri here and the other dey in house for Gwanripa wey dey Abuja.

Charly boy walked up to her and instead make e follow her talk both of them begin play with each other hair from there they dey do leke leke gimme one finger. Come see as I vex. I was about to burst with fury and anger but I swallow am, see wetin Charly boy dey do me.

See me see trouble oh. Charly boy wan snatch my wife from me na so I vex just go there as I reach there I comport ma self wella, I just push Charlie boy commot for her front, me sef kan dey play with her hair and she reciprocated back by playing with mine also, na then I know say to psyche mad person easy jor...from there she start to dey chop the lice wey dey my beards coz Inever baff that day, while she was doing this I don forget say I be sane person say I no dey mad at all, na so me too start to dey comot the lice wey dey her hair and I dey throw am for my mouth, I don chop like ten lice before I realize sey I no be mad person say I dey mentally sound but e don too late, wetin pain me pass na the size of the lice wey dey her hair, dem big no be small at least the smallest one reach the size of basketmouth eyeballs.

...to be continued!

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Written by: OLADEJO MAYOWA MOSHOOD {HYPERGIG}
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