11:24 AM
This thing is getting me really confused and e dey baffle me somehow. Is it that Nigerian guyz are so sharp that they have taken all the babes finish? I seem not to understand the real thing behind this.
All the babes wey I dey scope for BBM, 2go, Facebook and Hangout are all taken.
Me no like to dey disturb babe wey don get boyfriend. So, I dey always ask before I toast. But to my greatest amazement, all Nigeria babes seem to have been taken......both the ugly ones and pretty ones......lolz.
I get my own babe wey fine well well, but as a sure boy na.....I dey like play around......no look me with bad eye.....you no fit lie sey you too no dey do am.
E get one Babcock babe wey my younger brother introduce to me last week during the preparation of my brother's wedding.....she no really fine.....she worwor small. Mind you, no be all Babcock babes fine, some of them ugly gidigan.....hehe!
My brother just gimme the babe sey make I whyne am.....I kan begin dey drop rhymes for her......she too dey feel me until I ask her if she get boyfriend or not......she kan say she get one.
I nearly dropped dead in front of her....I was like - "Jesus!!! How you take get boyfriend with this your scary face?" She even said her boyfriend is very rich and is a student of Leadcity University, Ibadan. GBAM!
Well, the rest na history.......
With the high level at which some single guyz are even complaining of how hard it is now to get babe wey no get boyfriend......shey no single babe remain for this country ni? Abi these ladies just dey use that one send us away?
I want to know abeg. If you are a lady and you are single, fine or not (if you like be 'Single & Searching or 'Single & NOT Searching...na your wahala be that), identify your status by dropping a comment.
You may necessary not be a V....thatz not a criteria, boys sef no want babes wey be V. And if you are, your head is VALID.
Oya, all dha single ladies.....where art thou?
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Nah sooo my brother, me self don search 4 single girls oooo,am tire of Nigeria ooooo,Nah god go help us weader dey ar lying to us gan olorun lo no!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI am single buh taken. Single as per not married. Taken as per not searching. Simple!
ReplyDeleteYou don open ur nyansh finish, how u want make them show face.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely there r single ladies out there, most of them keep to themselves and u most likely will nt see them in many social networks (maybe that's while they r still single). I have known one of my friends for 4 years now and she is still single. Sha u might be lucky to get one that just broke up with her BF. Chai!
Am single and not searching..wetin we go do for you?
ReplyDeleteYou ask a girl if she has a boyfriend while toasting her?
ReplyDeleteAre you a learner?!
AM SINGLE BT NT SEARCHIN
ReplyDeleteAre you a learner??? Obviously...
ReplyDelete#TeamSingle
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