IN THIS EBOLA VIRUS ERA, SEE HOW TO LIVE FREE. [18+]

Someone said I should stop rating the explicit posts 18+, that I should kuku rate my whole blog 18+. Shey, my blog get erotic contents gan ni?. Lemme know abeg.

However, we are here something similar to the first paragraph:
Nawa oooo....devil dey craze sha ooo. Imagine! Which one is ebola now? Devil first bring us Malaria, we fought that one till we got a solution to it. After Malaria, devil sent us STDs....we still dey find cure to brother AIDS, some of our most precious girls got missing (abducted by our award winning insurgents, Boko Haram), the devil no gree leave us....e kan still send us EBOLA VIRUS. Na this one kan worse pass.

As for AIDS, we have been warned not to have unprotected sex and that we should not share sharp objects. Boys sef begin dey wear 2 original condoms whenever dem wan knack apako. Everybody get hin own clipper and shaving stick. We were even told that there is no problem hugging or shaking an infected person.

This EBOLA of a virus mad gidigan oooo. We cannot hug. We cannot shake or even touch. Everyone is not clean. Everyone is now very careful as to who to hug and shake. We cannot eat bush meat too.....tell me, how dem wan make we enjoy this life gan na?

We cannot enjoy flesh to flesh sex cuz of AIDS....we still must not eat bush meat and shake or hug just anybody cuz of EBOLA VIRUS. Wetin dem wan kan make we dey do?

The other day, one lazy woman tricked the whole nation into bathing with salt water. I was so surprised that over 95% of Nigerian citizens, including my parents and our Presidents (upon how well educated they are) had the salt water bath. Shey na so Ebola Virus take deadly reach ni? Wey everybody kan dey fear am like that.

I don tire sef.

My people, the BEST WAY to live free of all these goddamn virus disturbing our lives is to just STAY SINGLE - No Girlfriends/Boyfriends and No Friends. If possible sef, No Families.

YOU ALONE TO YOURSELF.

If na only YOU dey, there'll be no one to hug or shake or even sex. Make everybody begin dey masturbate.....lolz....no be me talk am ooo.....na one of my friends suggest am.

But seriously, we all need to be HEALTH CONSCIOUS....Be very careful with whatever you take in as food and do not hesitate to visit the Health Centre near you if you sight any symptoms wey you no understand for your body.

MAY GOD SAVE US ALL IN THIS COUNTRY.

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