#BloggingRedefined - GUYZ, I HAVE FOUND YOU THE MAN WHO CAN HELP YOU CHECK WHETHER YOUR NAME IS IN THE BOOK OF LIFE. MEET HIM HERE.

The headline is shocking to you too abi?. Na so I see am oooo....Some Pastors will not make us believe some Pastors anymore. You can just imagine a man standing on my church pulpit announcing to me that "Pay N2,900 and I'll tell you if your name is in the book of life".....my brother, when ayam not a mugu!

You are asking me who this Pastor is? Na one Kenyan pastor called Bishop Thomas Wahome. To reach him no hard at all at all.....dont even think I'll post his contact here, even if I have it. If you want him to help you check whether your name dey the Book of Life, Google his name or better still his church - Helicopter of Christ ministries.....*chuckles*....Confirm name.

Seriously I cant laff.....According to what I read about him, two years ago this same cleric was charging KSh 1,200 (N 2,300) to anyone who wanted to touch his garment referring to the woman who touched Jesus’ clothes in the book of Mark. He claimed that people who touched his clothes were immediately cured from any disease. I go like meet this man.....maybe I should plan spending 60 Minutes with him in my 60 Minutes With A Star show.

So Distinguished Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found you a man who can help you check whether your name is in the book of life only for KSh 1,500 (N2,900). You can sign a monthly contract with him....you get? He will helping you to check on a monthly basis....lolz. Bishop Thomas can actually ask God whether you are among those people who will go to heaven.
Who no wan go heaven? Na everybody na! Hen, make all of us kuku go meet Bishop make e help us check if we go make heaven or not.

Thanks and God bless.

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