#CHNG – FOR THE 1ST TIME IN MY LIFE, I MET REAL GAY PARTNERS. MY EXPERIENCE!

Posted on Palhood, August 11th 2013.
This one no be sey ‘Dem say’. I saw them, I met them, and we even had drinks together. I couldn’t believe it. As in, I was flagabasted. I sat down with them just staring at them. I never knew they truly existed.

Yes, I’ve met gays but I’ve never seen two gays standing in front of me claiming they are gay partners. If you guys can remember one of my CHNG posts where I talked about a guy that wooed me..…Buh, it was another thing seeing gay partners representing as husband and wife or should I call it boyfriend and girlfriend ni? And they were even very proud of themselves as they were not even ashamed.

This is a short story of how it all happened:

I’ve been in Osogbo since Sunday with the SmartSchool Project team and I don already dey miss my brother – Taiwo. I left him all alone in Ibadan. I made sure I was the first to wish him and his twin sister a happy birthday on Tuesday. It was then he informed me Olamide (Yahoo Boy No Laptop) was coming to one of my favorite clubs in Ibadan on Friday. He said Beat 97.9 fm has been announcing it over the radio since Monday. Wow! I was so happy. Olamide has bin my number one 9ja rapper since 2011. By Thursday, I should be back in Ibadan. So, it was gon be an overnight parry on Friday, I planned. Yaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!

Friday arrived, I contacted Options 24/7 Club (the club where Olamide would be performing) on twitter to ask how much the gate fee is, they said it’s FREE!........What?.........Free?.........Osho free!........So, na only money for shayo we need?........Time, 7pm till dawn!

Unfortunately, there was heavy downpour from 5pm to like around 9pm……….If the rain like, make e rain fire, me go enter that club. The rain minimized at exactly 9pm. My brother and I, together with one of his friends left my apartment and headed towards Options Club. As foolish as we were, we all wore palm slippers. And then, at the gate of the club, we were denied access into the club. Why? Cuz we were not confirmly dressed. I tried talking to the bouncers, buh dem no gree at all. I left the club, mad at myself.

On our way back home, my brother and his friend were already making decisions not to go back to the club. I didn’t even talk to them until we got home. I changed the palm slippers to very shining shoes. My brother and his friend had no choice, they also got themselves shining shoes and we headed back to the club. I presented myself to the bouncers and the armed policemen as the guy they earlier sent away. They all laughed, looked at our foot wears and allowed us in……..they kinda liked my courage and determination…….lolz!

Na so we enter club ooooooo. Every table was almost filled up; the free tables too far to the stage and me want good view. I looked around and found some two guys alone on a table that still has two empty chairs. I moved closer to check if I could see the stage clearly from there. The view was cool. The two guys on the table didn’t notice me. I moved closer to them to ask if I and my brother could join them on the table………Then, I saw what my eyes had never seen……..the guy on my left hand side was feeding the other guy pepper soup. I took my time to check and confirm if I wasn’t seeing two guys. Abi, wetin go make guy feed hin fellow guy pepper soup?

I came back to life after I realized the two individuals I was about to request for a stay on their table are guys who will still introduce themselves as gay partners to me. I asked if I could join them on the table, the one behaving exactly like a lady smiled and nodded in agreement, facing the other guy who looked like the boyfriend or the husband………Whatever! One could tell from the display that these two were real gays.

I slowly drew back the chair with my eyes fixed on them and sat down. I don even forget wetin bring me come club. Wetin my newly found friends dey display for here don dey enough for a show. I ordered one of the ushers to serve us the official drink of the night (Legend Real Stout). Legend was the major sponsor of the show. Checking my time, it was past 10 and the show never start. I was not even worried a bit cuz me get one show for my front wey pass any show in the world.

That night was really an experience. We got into talking. We took pictures. They bought my brother, his friend and I drinks………e be like sey the boyfriend rich well well. We exchanged numbers and finally, they surprised me by kissing (I mean deep one oooooooo) themselves in front of us.

Two things were on my mind that particular night:

If dem (law) catch these guys, na 14 years each (in jail) be that oooooooo.

I wondered what would happen if they get home after clubbing. They too will do what boyfriends and girlfriends do after partying? Have sex? Chai……too bad!

Hen hen……..It was this same night I was called up on the stage by the Mc of the show to perform (Comedy)…….and right on the stage, I was compensated with a debit card of N5, 000 only, courtesy Legend.

I would have uploaded some of my new friends’ pictures here, but they pleaded not to be revealed to the world.

You can also follow me on twitter: @Mc_Jawbone

Thanks and God bless!

#CHNG – Charming Humble Nice Guy – The Freaky Individual!
….an internet based reality show!