#CHNG - MY BROTHER NO FIT SCRATCH EM YANCH FOR PUBLIC. SAY WHAT?

There are some things wey my brother dey always do wey dey vex me. I don't even know what his problems are nowadays. My Dad does not usually send any of us to go shop for him, he prefers doing it himself. Buh, on this day he sent my younger brother and I to go get him fruits and some other things.

We enter market.....started picking the things we needed and then I discover my brother moving his waist sideways like he was not feeling comfortable. I asked him what was wrong with him after ignoring him initially. He said his yanch was itching him and that he couldn't scratch it there cuz he was in a public place where everybody was watching. I felt like slapping him when he said these words. You needed to see the expression I displayed on my face as he said those foolish words.

I was shocked! Is He a celeb that people are noticing or what? E ma gbami ke? I asked him - 'So, you wont use your hand to scratch the yanch that is itching you, because you are in the public? Something that is making you feel uncomfortable?'

I hissed and decided to ignore him. Buh, later got mad at him when he started hurrying me up so we can quickly get back to the car where he can scratch his yanch well well.....the yanch don dey itch am bad bad. I looked at me and angrily told him saying these words one by one - 'What is there that you cannot scratch in a public place?'....*I said this as I used my both hands to scratch my own bombom and every available parts of my underneath.....both front and back! *

He was just looking at me with his mouth widely opened....He later confessed to me that he cant do such a thing in a public place cuz it will be very embarrassing to his status.....which status was my brother trying to claim? Na me suppose dey claim status na?

I later discovered that so many people cant scratch their yanches in public places when it is itching them. But why? Whatz embarrassing in it? Your yanch is itching you, then what is stopping you from scratching it?.

As for me, I can scratch any part, I mean ANY PART of my body ANYWHERE ANYTIME. I no get shame!

What about YOU? Can you scratch your yanch in the public? Let me know.

Thanks and God bless.

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