Now, I know I'm gon be in real deep shit with what I'm about to do but as The Online Thug, Omo Ita Internet I no send anybody oooo. I have most of the babes in Olabisi Onabanjo University, Ago Iwoye, Ogun State as my readers.....in fact, dem boku for my BBM list but as good as it sounds, most of them do not know am also a student of the school doing my second degree.
As for my readers in the other side of the country who does not know the one and only school that has got no respect for any baga, you dey dull. OOU is also known as Omo Olowo University meaning Rich Man Pikin University. My school fee is almost the same as some private universities and itz a State University oooo. Make I no talk too much, just google Olabisi Onabanjo University....there are many great things to know bout my school. If you start a course in OOU and you are lucky to finish it successfully, your life can never remain the same, as a matter of fact, you cannot be compared to any other graduate in the whole world.
So, unto the topic wey bring us come here....SPECIAL CHARACTERISTICS OF OOU BABES. Hmmmm, I get many things to write about this topic but I'll make it brief:
1. THEY ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED: My guy, if you do mistake go trust OOU babe, haaaaaa!!! haaaaaa!!! haaaaaa!!! How many times did I shout haaaa? [3 times. And you know what that means]. My brother, your school fee is at risk, if you are an OOU guy. OOU babes are not to be trusted oooo, don't even try to 'tru' dem cuz they are devilish (I'm talking from experience and based on stories I've heard).
2. NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM:
When I told my friends I wouldn't date any OOU babe throughout my stay in the school, dem dey think sey na joke. OOU babes are cool with 'Friends with Benefits' tingy. If you go and be telling an OOU babe that 'I truly love you', she will reply you normally but be very careful cus your neighbor or course mate may be fucking her. You are free to run a serious relationship with babes from other schools but please, don't...I repeat DON'T....I emphasis DON'T ever try to run a serious relationship with an OOU babe. No say I no warn you oooo.
3. THEY LOVE MONEY:
Every lady loves money, VERY TRUE! But, have you ever seen a situation where your girlfriend advices you to try become a Yahoo boy? Na only OOU babe fit tell you that one. They won't even be your friend if you don't have the cash. If you spend small cash on an OOU babe, expect her to come back asking for either her school fee (Over 150K) or house rent (Over 40K). Na so me and my friends carry one babe and her friends go club, just because we popped over 40 bottles of Andre on her and her friends [Sometimes we go crazy in club, some idiots can be very oppressing]....you won't believe this babe came back asking one of us to do her a favor by helping her with her school fee.....when her Papa never die oooo. OOU babe can kill someone with bills.
4. 99.9% OF THEM ARE NOT VIRGIN:
Yes! If you want to confirm this, assemble 10 OOU babes and run a virginity test on them, if all of them no test NEGATIVE....na only 1 go be virgin. This is not new to us OOU guys, we don't even bother ourselves anymore to ask if one babe be virgin or not....we insert it in with no worries. Wetin concern us? When we already know she as an OOU babe cannot and never be a virgin. Even my sister wey be OOU babe, I am very sure she's no longer a virgin....I can bet my life on it.
5. MOST OF THEM NO LONGER SEE THEIR PERIOD:
Na my surest padi tell me this one....I agreed to his point cuz he has many OOU babes (even lecturers) to his sex credits. So, he knows what he's saying. When I asked how he meant by that; he explained further by saying they have been used (spiritual things)....I won't say more than this.
6. ALMOST ALL OF THEM HAVE ONCE UNDERGONE ABORTION:
OOU babe wey never abort for at least one guy no be original OOU babe. Na my sister case I dey fear now. I don kuku tell am, if in case belle show face....no abort am oooo, the bills are on me *open teeth*....she go explain if na me send her go ride horse.
7. THEY FUCK REAL GOOD:
If you need a girl to fuck you pieces....get an OOU babe. They will fuck you till you scream; 'I AM NOT DOING AGAIN OOO!!!'. Thatz why guys now take Viagra, Burutashi, Manpower or Tramadol before going to bed with an OOU babe. Almost all the sex styles wey dey this world, na OOU babes invent am....FACT!!!
My people, no be all OOU babe be like this oooo....there are some that are very cool to be with but e rare gidigan. Even the ones wey call themselves Iya Jesu, na behind my room dem dey kiss, smooch and finger them after evening devotion. Woooo, na only Baba God fit help us for this school jare.
So, my able OOU babes; you are all free to tackle me, hate me, or even say bad things about me....it will only make me very happy and feel fulfilled. The koko is I LOVE YOU ALL....for REAL!!! Kisses.
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Chai. OOU why nah ?Kudos to my school. ABUAD
ReplyDeleteLol I love my school oou... We knew already
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