#CHNG - THE SET OF PEOPLE I NEED TO FORGIVE BEFORE I DIE!

Posted on Palhood, October 14th 2013.
I was in my mentor's church for the youth service (7am to 9am) one Sunday and the sermon for that morning really touched me. It was all about FORGIVENESS. So many people in my life have wronged me in one way or the other. Now is the time to forgive them all. And hey! Because I said "Before I die" does not mean I wan die ooooo. Death no dey my eye......No be now........the agreement I had with God is at least 95years. So, I still gat like over 70 years to live on earth before I payi.......hehehehe.......lolz!

1. MY EX-GIRLFRIENDS - You see this set of people hen, I no suppose forgive them at all. Sincerely, I have said this before and I'm gon say it again - "I don't break ladies heart"....."Ladies break my heart." Why? I don't know oooo......they will just wake up one morning and send me 6 full pages of break up text message. And see ooooo......when we were dating, they never for once sent me 2 pages of love text message. I'm the Charming Humble Nice Guy and I see no reason why a lady will break my heart upon all the qualities and attributes I posses - I am Charming, I am Humble, I am Nice and *side eye* I am a Guy.......I have no choice now than to just get over whatever they had done to my heart cuz The Charming Humble Nice Lady has mended it. So, to all my ex-girlfriends......I forgive you all. And hey! *quietly moves head around to check if the Charming Humble Nice Lady is not listening*........*discovers she is not*.......*clears throat*........I still love you all........lolz.

2. THOSE WHO LOOKED DOWN ON ME - You see......in this life, so many people will look down on you......it is normal! Yes, very normal. Buh, the way this set of people did their own ain't normal at all at all. I've gat names of people who have once looked down on me......even my friends and families. You know, some people will look down on you and keep what they think about you to themselves. In my own case, they will tell me straight to my eyes that I'm nothing and cannot amount to anything. Maybe bcos ayam very playful and careless.......I dont really take important things serious.......I joke with almost everything. They think I dont have plans for my life and they say all sort of things about me, and even backbite. This sometimes get me really hurt cuz I am very slow in executing my plans, so they dont get to see me in action real quick.......Buh, am very sure they are seeing me in action now. Who am I not to forgive this set of people? Even my role Model - Jesus Christ experienced plenty of this and he forgave them, even before they did it. So, to those that has ever looked down on me over one project or the other......I FORGIVE YOU ALL......and itz really coming from the bottom of my heart.

3. THE GIRLS THAT DIDN'T SAY YES - Hehehehe.....you are surprised abi? This set of people needs to be forgiven. Especially, the girl I first fell in love with. I no go mention her name......some of ya sabi her anyway. Imagine, I toast this babe from J.S.S 3 to S.S.S 2.......almost 3 years of begging and pleading.......this babe no gree say YES. Nothing wey I no do.......I nearly send my parents to this babe........she no answer me ooooo. I've gat so many others on this list.....as I no dey free any figure 8 shaped lady that pass by me. They didnt say YES. Why? How will I know? Some say na joke I dey joke......some sey I no fine reach......some sey I no get money........some said this......some said that. Buh, one thing I know for sure is, this set of people will regret not saying YES. All the same......ayaf forgiven you! And eeemmmm *Ahem* if any of the gurls that didnt say YES is reading this and you wanna change your decision......No P!.....The Charming Humble Nice Lady wont mind having you as a counterpart........lolz.

4. My debtors - Hen Hen......to all my debtors......I can only forgive you......buh cant forget you oooooo. Lailai......all of una know sey I no dey use my money play. How will someone be owing The Charming Humble Nice Guy - The Freaky Individual money? *crying* It is unfair na *still crying* I forgive you buh as ayaf said I no fit forget the money wey you dey owe me. *stopped crying and gets serious* And if you think am saying all these like sey me too no owe person money......I dey owe buh e no reach the one wey people dey owe me. So, my debtors should pay me my money.....then will I FORGIVE & FORGET.

Oya, letz discuss. Ayaf revealed to you the set of people I want to......sorry......that I have forgiven. Tell me yours.

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