A MUST READ: THE LETTER I WROTE TO THE LADY I SHOULD NEVER HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH.

Hello guyz, the title above should explain it all. What you are about to read is a letter I wrote to someone I so much mistakenly LOVED. I wrote this for real and I laugh out loud every time I set my eyes on the letter (I had it typed and printed out)....I titled it LETTER FROM MY HEART. Enjoy:
NOTE: Fix any name you desire wherever you see *name*. Thanks.

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I hope this meet you well. *name* mi, I know you won't be expecting something like this, but honestly, I have no genuine reason for doing this. I just wanted to do that which I love to do, which I do with relative ease and at the same time, costs me - Writing (You know I wont give you what will not cost me).

I've never done this before......No, that's a lie.......Sorry, the truth is I've done this before buh it was with my first crush. Yeah, the first time I fell in love, and that was in my early secondary school years, J.S.S 3 to be precise. Why exactly am I saying all these? Well, I think it's down to the fact that (still shocking for me to admit) I've fallen in love again! Yeah, but with who?, I mean who exactly is the lady in question here? With certainly every iota of respect I can summon inside me because I'm not fit to call her name, she is Lady *name*. I'm taking a big guess you know who she is and if not, I'll leave it a puzzle for you to decipher.

I express my mind better with a pen, a little better than I speak. I'm sure you will be pondering why I didn't write it with a pen. O! You're yet to see my handwriting because if you had, the love you have for me would have skyrocketed above Burj Khalifa .......hehehe! Like seriously, I have the best handwriting in the world, the kind you will see and will make you want to puke. No sarcasm intended ......hahahahaha!.

OMG! Today, our relationship will be a week old by 11pm. Look at you, you dont keep records abi? You didn't even know, shey? No offense taken mah lady. Anyway, it should be celebrated but Gold and Silver I have not (you're invaluable my dear), that's  why I'm giving you a piece of the best of me! Hoping in the next couple of years I'll be able to celebrate us better and tell you "neither Silver Shekels nor Golden Galleons, troubles not my affluent soul" (In new English "you know sey money no be problem").

Now, I'm lost as to how to proceed or what to write about. Don't get me wrong here, not that I'm short of words but it's a letter from my heart. You occupy a large spot in my heart. It's not easy for me to carry you around but I will keep doing it because since I met you, the thought of everyone else comes up as a second fiddle to yours.

My heart beats for you only, it's still a mystery to me how I happen to love you this much. This wasn't my plan and I think it's time I made it known to you, my intentions (something I'm not very proud of but glad it came up cos it made me found love) before your love had it's way into my heart! *nostalgic*

I was only sexually attracted to you. Never heard anything about you before. I see you every time I come to eat at the buka beside Seun's house (Seun is *name*'s elder cousin). I didn't even know you were Seun's cousin until the day I told my brother about you (told him I like you and would love to have you....for sex, no string attached). It should be a stroll in the park, a one time thing. Something like 'Zoom in....BANG.... And zoom out', my thoughts then. The moment I realised you were Seun's cousin, I became Seun's friend with immediate alacrity. Seun wey me and her no dey yarn before, not that I don't like her, I just never wanted to have anything to do with girls, but for the sake of meeting you, I was more than willing to break rules and protocols, which I did anyway.

You can ask Seun about this. I told her straight that I like you and wish to have sex with you. I could read her facial expression as it was so evident and crystal clear that she was so disappointed in me. The first time I was going to talk to her, it was about having sex with her cousin, I mean who does that!? Well I did!. I think I was just stupid to have ever thought of it, but if I didn't, I would still be that unhappy, unfriendly and unkind chap I used to be.
With my incessant nagging, frustration and persuasion, Seun succumbed and organized a meeting and  that meeting turned my life around!

I honestly can't explain how I got arrested by whatever it is (cos till this day, I still cant fathom how I got encapsulated in your love). If you can remember, it was on the roof of my house. Getting up close to you made me see how wonderful an angel you are. I lost the words that would initiate sex and was overwhelmed by the new strange but ecstatic feeling of love that was growing and bubbling at an unprecedented pace inside me. With my heart in total control of my head and tongue, I found myself in total submission declaring my sincere love to you. I called Seun and told her what happened. I even asked her if you were a witch, you know, maybe some kind of confessor or something. Till this moment, I'm still perplexed as to what could have changed my mind to start thinking about loving a girl I barely knew? It's crazy! so so so ridiculous!

I had to get serious, buckle up and bring up my A game. I couldn't deny the fact that I had fallen for you. Okay now, listen to this, I wasn't even thinking of having a relationship with you, I was thinking of an engagement all the way. Weird as you like, it's the unblemished truth. Damn! What's happening? I don't know!.

I know how you will be feeling by now with this revelation, but come to think of it. I wouldn't have found love if it didn't happen that way. I dont know how to say I'm sorry for my  intentions. I was just stupid and I  hope my punishment won't be too severe.
If there's one thing I've learnt from this experience, I've come to realise that sometimes the most pleasant things are found in the most unpleasant of places. If Jay Z made Rihanna 'Good Girl Turn Bad', you got an A+ in making me 'Bad Boy Turn Best'. No pun intended.

I'm really not good in writing love poems, I would have composed one for you right away, but as a (self acclaimed) talented rapper that I am.......*wink*.....I'm thinking of writing a song for you with the title  '*name*'. This is no joke my dear, don't worry, I'll make sure it's aired for you on a radio station when the production, recording, mixing and mastering is done.

Our relationship is just a week old, and with the way things are going, I feel free to declare you the best I've ever had. I feel secured and filled with joy whenever you are by my side. If it's possible, I'll love to marry you the next weekend.
Read the following with your heart.......*whispering*......let it sink deep into the innermost place of your heart!

Assurance - I really do love you. no games and no gimmicks.

My wish - Wish you could love me the way I love you, till the end of time.

My Promise - Itz actually more than a promise: "Even when you become unfaithful to me, I will remain faithful to you."

My prayer - I pray this relationship leads us to the point where the Priest will ask us the question, of which the answer will be: "Yes, I do"

I want to keep typing, but , I've got a lot to sort out here in the office. So, lemme stop here.

Hen hen, how's Mum's birthday parry going? Hope you guys are having fun? Sha keep whatever is meant for me. I'll collect them tomorrow.

You mind if I kiss you? Mmmmmmmmmmuuuuuuaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!

Love you real good!

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Ok, y'all want the truth? Which is; this is actually one of the letters Temitope wrote to Darasimi in BEST LOVE STORIES EVER TO BE TOLD. [1ST EDITION]

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