7:10 PM
Hen hen? How far guyz? Wetin dey shele for your area? How una side? Me just dey kampe for here. I thank God for having you guyz, you always make my day. I love you ten billion times. Muuuaaahhh!
So, let's catch some crazy fun by answering this critical kweshun. I'll explain the four cardinal points *lolz* in details, and then tell you guyz which one is the hardest to find.
1. JOB: You see this one hen? E hard to get for 9ja. I don't know for other countries. But since when I don enter labour market (I entered after I passed put of secondary school) I have never for once sweat for job. I'm not talking about petty petty job oooo. I applied for job only ONCE, na companies dey invite me to come work for them. I'm not LUCKY, I'm BLESSED. Duuurrrr.
2. VIRGIN: Eeeewww!!! This one na extra-hardest to find. I heard that ONLY 2% of the population our Nigerian babes who are above age 14 are virgin. Chineke! You mean to tell me that virgins in Nigeria are now like the missing Chibok girls? But, no think am ooo....my CHNGirl na virgin. Me too sef na V. Iffahear.
3. TRUE LOVE: *clear throat* Tuface use am sing, Sarkodie too use am rap, Olamide change am to STUPID LOVE, everybody talk about it.....that is to tell you that; TRUE LOVE ain't hard to find. It's very easy, you only just have to be very careful and patient. It took me two rough years to find my TRUE LOVE. Did I just write TWO years? And I said it's not hard to find? Buhahahaha.
4. MONEY: Yoruba call it 'Owo', Igbo call it 'Ego', Hausa call 'Kudi'.....we for street call it 'Bar' or 'Dough'. Money no dey easy to find oooo. You sabi since when me don dey hustle hard for this money wey e never come? Buh na with time, the money is coming....I mean 'Maga go soon pay'. My hustle will pay one day, can I hear someone shout a 'LOUD AMEN'?
I personally think TRUE LOVE is the hardest to find. When it comes to TRUE LOVE, one can easily be deceived, as for the remaining three; JOB, VIRGIN and MONEY no be problem.
So, make we gist....which one is the hardest to find?
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See this image below, I really don't know what it means. Abeg, who fit explain?
Me go choose Virgin cos 4 true love ehnnn,with some tests on ladies,you'll be able 2 know if their love is true or not.
ReplyDeleteFor job,right results as well as needed connections will get it 4 u.don't say you don't have connection cos you do as even the poorest man on earth has those among whom he is influential.maybe not cos of his financial standing but perhaps cos of his integrity and some of his believes as well as principle.
For money,hardwork diligence God factor as being preached will surely earn you the much needed dough per time.don't 4get,a diligent man shall before kings(those who matters,those who can say him more than he bargained for or is worth).
Na true love
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ReplyDeleteBaba na virgin ooooooo. But if u get one introduce her to me.
ReplyDeleteTrue love. B4 I read it,I don choose
ReplyDeleteTrue love
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ReplyDeleteVirgin I believe. Exempting age 6 below
ReplyDeleteYes true love noni, very hard to find
ReplyDeleteNothing. Evrtin is easy 2 find. If u BELIEVE.
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