WARRI PALAVA: You Go Laff Tire - EPISODE 8 [BY: HYPERGIG]

Oya oooo, last episode was fun abi? This episode get craze inside. Enjoy the continuation of your MOST LOVED & BEST Comedy story. You missed previous episodes? Oya, see the links ----->>> HERE!

Welcome to the 8th episode:

I landed in a rather dirty niche coz na inside green mustered spirogyra gutter i fall, with fierce current running through my body the sleep wey dey my body just zoomed off. I regained my consciousness and snapped out of it, as I stood up I fell on my behind instantly coz the current still made me feel uneasy and shaky.

Without much ado and struggle I just had to sit down inside the gutter coz the electric shock left me incapacitated. I sat inside the green laden spirogyra Jacuzzi for almost one hour before I regained my actual consciousness and by the time I stood up, mehn you should have seen my body. Yepah, I had lost weight coz the current drained me off my blood seriously na then I know sey PHCN work no be good work at all. I staggered out of the gutter and sat under a shade. Warri has dealt me a big blow and am quite sure am still gonna be dealt more.

I begged a lady for a bucket of water to wash myself off the dirt from the gutter, this said lady was so caring that she even offered me a towel to mop the water off my skin. Only if I knew I wouldn't have dared to collect the towel, as she was about handing it out to me, na so her husband show face, come see muscle and stature, am sure the lad is a labourer of some sort coz God sculpted him with excess clay, he was heavily built, he sighted me in my underpants and he instantly raged with fury.

He said:
"So you are the man that has been sleeping with my beautiful wife?"
Since I was surprised I looked sideways thinking he was talking to someone beside me, then it occurred to me that he was referring to me. I con even look the wife sef she no fine reach half of my CHICHI, in fact she isn't up to her waist level, while I was busy thinking that to myself na so I receive sharp slap that offset my balance.

He started chasing me and I became a sprinter ASAP, the way I ran, I was sure if it was at the Olympics it would probably earn me a gold medal. I ran for my not so dear life coz my life don diminish so tey e no dear to me again, but at that particular moment while I was running it was quite dear to me. While running i swerved to dodge a moving keke napep but to my utmost surprise the keke napep hit the man chasing me and instead of him falling down na the keke napep fall down and the tricycle was inflicted with multiple injuries and concoctions, na then my sub conscious tell me those dreaded sentences again; I DON DIE.

...to be continued!

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Written by: OLADEJO MAYOWA MOSHOOD {HYPERGIG}
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