3 CRAZY THINGS GUYS DO IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP THAT ARE REALLY IRRITATING.

This is strictly for the Association of Nigerian Boyfriends [ASONB]. If you are a boyfriend to a girl or some girls or even many girls, you really need to read this to correct some ill-mannered acts you've been putting up lately unknowingly. Girlfriends too can read along.

My name is Mc Jawbone. I'm that Charming Humble Nice Guy you've been seeing everywhere online [Feel free to call me The Online Thug....cuz thatz who I am]. I don dey date/fuck babes since I was 7. Wetin you wan do or you don do wey ME never do? Except from shooting a girlfriend like Oscar Pistorius....lolz.

I've come to notice some stupid things guys now do all in the name of love (or lust?). I personally think they are so irritating. Here they are:
1. THE ART OF PICMIXING: I see guys who picmix their picture and their girlfriend's picture as Dickheads. Guys really need to wake up. Like seriously. A guy who has never spent quality time with his babe [No SELFIE things], now thinks picmix will work that out? It's really stupid, immature and unprofessional. Wetin dey vex me pass be: The caption on the 'picmixed' picture is always 'Me and My babe'....with the love symbol and a kiss smiley. GOSH!!! Even after the 'picmixed' pic is used as DP on BBM by the guy, the girl pops us with a "awwwww, thatz so lovely"....datz all!! She no go use am as her own DP ooo....why? Simply because, she understands that her guy is only fooling around.

Wise up guyz!!!

2. UPLOADING SEMI-NUDE PICTURE OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND ON SOCIAL MEDIA WITH THE CAPTION "I LOVE YOU BABE" - Are you kidding me? You love her or her body? I have no issues with using your babe's picture as DP or uploading it on social media but let these pictures be decent. One of my BBM contacts (a guy) used an erotic pic of his girlfriend as DP (Showing her fresh cleavages, e remain small make I see her nipples sef). Trust me na, immediately I saw it....I engaged the guy in a convo starting with; "Wow!!! Those boobs on your DP are damn gorgeous...Me go like suck oooo". And the reply I got was; "You must be out of your mind, you wanna suck my fiancee's boobs?"....I quickly checked his PM....Lo and Behold, I found "I really love you honey. You are my everything". The guy changed his DP to a more decent pic of his so called fiancee after I battered him with harsh words. You see that? If to sey person fit suck boobs through DPs, I for don suck that Goddamn guy fiancee's boobs. Abi na?

She's NOT HOT when she's nude, but HOTTER when she's decently dressed.

3. SHARING YOUR SEX LIFE STORIES WITH YOUR FRIENDS - Taaaarrrr. I hate this soooo much. My friends will tell you; "Jawbone doesn't kiss and tell". Even if I dey fuck your enemy, you will never know. If I can fuck my side chics and still not share the details with my friends.....you should know my CHNGirl is safe. Some guys will go to the extent of even explaining in details; the styles, how his gf was screaming/moaning, how sweet she is etc. This is not good. Na only me sabi the girls I dey fuck....my friends will only be suspecting....they know I don't share such details with them.

Respect her even if she's a BITCH.

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