#CHNG - AND ONE OF THEM POLUTED THE AIR IN THE BUS! WORST TRAVELING EXPERIENCE I'VE EVER HAD.

Posted on Palhood, November 20th 2013.
This happened on Monday. I was so stressed out.....buh anyhow anywayz, I must reach BOWEN University to deliver this Laptop to one very frustrating BOWENITE or else, I no go sleep! Simply because the BOWENITE wont let me rest until he sees his laptop.

It was already 5 O'Clock. I got to the park and boarded a bus going to Iwo. I was actually the last passenger. If I had not been the last passenger, I for comot the bus and board another one......And that I must reach BOWEN that nite and return to IB that same nite was also another reason to manage the bus. Thank God Iwo town no kuku far from Ibadan.

5 minutes after I took my seat in the bus, the journey began. It was at this moment, I started perceiving some stinking smell.....I now took time to look at my fellow passengers to know where the bad odour was coming from.......Guyz, I didnt know I had entered a bus boarded by the members of Ibadan Butchers Association......all of my fellow passengers are smelling and looking dirty.......it was obvious they all knew each other cuz they argued from the beginning of the journey to the end.

So, I was the only neat person in the bus. The odour escalating from their mouths and bodies almost made me threw up! It got to a point that I wanted to tell the bus driver that I want to drop at the next junction.

I dey manage the odour jejeli and gbadunli when one of them dropped a bombshell from his f*cking ass hole! *Haaaaaaaaaa.......This people iyaf kill me today. Eyin agbaya yi, After ayaf helep una to manage your body odours......una still think sey that one is not enough.....one of una kan still mess ontop?*

The idiot that released the long lasting smelly fat was infact seated at the middle seat of the bus.......so, there was enough room for circulation.......the mess was everywhere.

The worse that happened was, they now started making jest of the messer……that "Inu e ti bu"……dem kan start to dey analyse how each others mess smells. *I don enter am today......abi, which kind people I follow enter bus today?*

I sometimes had to hold my breath. I was not sitting by the window, I for just stuck out my head to receive fresh air from outside. I suffered that day. The journey now looked soooooo far. 

I quickly rushed down from the bus when we got to the last bus stop in Iwo. It was at the time of alighting, I discovered a pig traveled with us all the way from Ibadan.......What dha f*ck?.....So there was a pig in this bus?.....A pig? Buh, how come the pig didnt make any noise......pigs are known for their grunting noises anywhere they are.

A pig in the bus will not make me think the odour in the bus came only from the pig. My fellow passengers took the greater percentage of the odour.

That was a bad traveling experience for me. A very bad one!

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