HOW TO MAKE WOMEN HAPPY - The Point System.

Heyo my people, how have you been? The cold wey dey these days na another way oooo, e jes dey make Konji kill person for here. Daris god sha. Well, The Aggravated Boyfriend is at it again. You remember his last write-up here? If you missed it, read it here ------>>>>
IS IT REALLY OK TO RESPECT YOUR EX REGARDLESS OF THE TYPE OF BREAK UP?

This one will make you laugh and at the same time, learn one or two things from these crazy points.....This guy is one hell of a crazy nigga, Aggravated Boyfriend don craze. Enjoy:

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In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

*. Simple Duties:
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows (0)
You throw the bed cover over creased sheets (-1)
You leave the toilet seat up (-5)
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty (0)
You go out to buy her extra-light pads with wings (+5)
In the rain (+8)
But return with beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You attacked it with a club (+10)
It's her pet (-10)

*. Social Engagements At a Party:
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking friend who happens to be a lady (-2)
Named Sharon (-4)
Sharon is a dancer (-6)
Sharon has nice breasts (-8)

*. Her Birthday:
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a bar (+1)
Okay, it is a bar (-2)
And it's an all-you-can-eat - night (-3)
It's a bar, it's all-you-can-eat - night, and your face is painted in all of the colors of your favorite sports team (-10)

*. A Night Out With the Boys:
Go with a pal (-5)
The pal is happily married (-4)
Or frighteningly single (-7)
And he drives a Jaguar (-10)
With a personalized license plate that reads GR8 IN BED (-15)

*. A Night Out:
You take her to see a movie (+2)
You take her to see a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to see a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to see  a movie you like (-2)
It's called Deathcop (-3)
Which features cyborgs that eat humans (-9)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

*. Your Physique:
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-800)

*. Communication - When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+5)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+100)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-20)

*. The Big Question: She asks, "Do I look fat?"
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)

Written by: The Aggravated Boyfriend
BBM Pin: 7E28B0BC

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Omo, all these points na gobe ooooo. If any babe begin dey count point for me using this system, I won't a plus at all.....na minus of zero my score go be last last. And she will never be happy, if those plus be the thing wey go make her happy. Oya, what have you guys got to say about this?

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